Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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