so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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