My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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