Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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