at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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