yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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