He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
So apparently I’m into choking now
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