were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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