There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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