ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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