Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You need a sexual gate keeper
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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