Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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