real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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