you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
They have beer where we have blood.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
