This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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