I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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