have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
