People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Do plants get herpes?
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