Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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