using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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