I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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