Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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