your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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