I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Randomize
