It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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