How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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