Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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