i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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