he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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