chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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