in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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