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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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