let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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