Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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