I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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