i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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