I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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