can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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