I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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