Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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