dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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