White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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