remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
