That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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