youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I had to cum in my sink.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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