I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
