We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
