And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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