Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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