god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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