Porn is love you can see.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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