And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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