i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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